Wednesday, September 3, 2008

halfway to five points

1. describe yourself...  10 feet high
2. how do some people feel about you...   equally damaged
3. describe your main interest...   futurism vs passeism
4. how do you feel about yourself...   hated because of great qualities
5. where would you rather be...   in an expression of the inexpressible
6. describe how you live...    downunder without feathers
7. describe how you love...   loved despite of great faults
8. share a few words of wisdom...   this is not.

Monday, September 1, 2008

summer wardrobe... virtually

if money weren't an object, id buy my summer wardrobe from kronkron in iceland:
stine goya, sonia rykiel, florian, bernhard willhelm, eley kishimoto

Sunday, August 17, 2008

how to make a girl obsess over you

a. start the relationship by saying that your dont want a relationship
b. give her subtle remarks on her looks and personality
c. break up
d. call her late at night and bare your heart about your love for a polish belletdancer you slept with in rome. thank her for being such a great listener.
e. meet her in a bar and send her mixed messages
f. call her sporadically
g. nick name her fatty
h. go on an impulse trip to europe for 6 months without letting her know

result: it's in the bag!
once she gets released from the eating disorder clinic she'l be ready for marriage

a. pour compliments over her she's never heard before.
b. be unfaithful
c. blame her for it
d. devote a poem about your great love to her
e. be unfaithful again
f. propose
g. reveal something sick about yourself
h. blame her for everything
i. say something about the power of destiny

result: finished!
continue this way and she'll remain your faithful mistress

a. fake a modest objection to society f.x misunderstood cultureworker, political radicalist or socially isolated because of intellectual superiority
b. tell her, her life and friends are superficial
c. tell her, her work, interest, decoration and taste in music is trivial and bourgeois
d. move in to her apartment
e. fake the ability to work (of any kind) and let her provide for you
f. manipulate her into breaking contact with all her friends
g. get depressed
h. accuse her of being unfaithful everytime she leaves the apartment
i. write a novel, get published and get rave reviews in the culture section

result: you're done
now she can be your muse forever!

Monday, August 11, 2008


ate 1 apple
drank 2 cups of tea
bought 2 hefty magazines, SWEET  AND RUSSH JAPAN
answered 5 calls, 2 extremely important
called 4 people
took 2 trams
ate 2 pieces of coconut-buttered toast for lunch
went to 5 consulting meetings at CBA
felt confused at least 5 times
carried a 1 kg bag
translated 3 letters
said thank you 7 times
weighed 49.7 in the morning
was told miss you 3 times
said miss you too 3 times
added 3 links
loved no one
three two one

Sunday, August 10, 2008

foam magazzzzine

today i carried LOTS of stuff home, including the following three foam magazines. hefty but worth it...

Tuesday, August 5, 2008